"Because an insane thousand-year old witch wanted to make sure that I had to tell you the entire history of vampires before I could get a daylight ring for my best friend," Damon snapped, rolling his eyes. "Is that really important? It has nothing to do with Ric." Okay, it had something to do with Ric, but seriously, he wasn't going to sit here and tell the woman everything that had ever happened--with Elena, Katherine, the Originals, Esther--just to get the ring. Especially not sober.