"Then I need something stronger than coffee," Damon muttered, rolling his eyes again. "Seriously, it goes back to the origin of vampires, that's over a thousand years of history that you want me to explain sitting in a coffee shop?" Even if a lot of those years could be skipped over.

He sighed and sipped his coffee. "It all has to do with balance. The whole nature balances itself out thing. It's a huge thing with the witches in my world, I don't know about yours."